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2012 THE WORLD ENDS… are you ready?

2012 according to some scholars, superstitious folks and so called experts and their meticulous research, it is the year marked by the Aztec Calendar stone as the end of times.

Yes, these people who used the stone for ritual sacrifices, took the time to do some careful maths, because they were so advanced on their foresight and decided to give us all a little heads up so we could all be ready -Ok, now I’m abusing sarcasm-

Unless an Aztec from that time comes and tell us all what the hell they really used the stone for, they are all theories; no scholar has the absolute truth on this and even if the so called calendar stone is indeed a calendar, they most likely either ran out of space or gave up counting -think about it, how many calendars we currently use end on December 31 and yet a new year begins and ends in the exact same cycle?-

I could be wrong -slim option but it’s there- and 2012 could be indeed the end of times… so here are a few useful tips to help you on your way to a sweet Armageddon.

A. Get yourself a hot soldier to protect you as chaos hits the streets
B. Find yourself a nuclear refuge to patiently wait with your hunky soldier
C. Forget safe sex, the world is ending, chances are you will not make it to replenish the earth of inhabitants -wait you’re gay and so is the soldier, so scratch that-
D. Food storage in the form of cans will help heaps, water provisions too -we can’t survive on sex alone, no matter how hot the soldier is-

And while we get there, just have fun and try to make the best out of what you have been given in life, end of days upon us or not.

2012 es el año en el que, de acuerdo a varios expertos, escolares y entes supersticiosos , conclusión a la que han llegado a través de un estudio laborioso a la vez que meticuloso, es el año que marcaron los Aztecas como el del final de los tiempos.


Efectivamente, estas personas que solían usar esta y otras piedras para sacrificios rituales, se tomaron el tiempo de hacer cálculos matemáticos complejos, porque poseían una perspectiva del futuro tan avanzada a sus tiempos, que decidieron avisarnos a todos para que pudiéramos prepararnos con tiempo -vale, puede que ahora esté abusando del sarcasmo-


A menos que un Azteca de aquellos tiempos venga u nos explique para que era que realmente usaban la tan citada piedra , lo que todos tenemos son sólo teorías; ningún escolar ó experto tiene la verdad absoluta en este tema o para que se usaba la tan nombrada piedra Calendario realmente, o si de verdad era un calendario; lo más seguro es que se hayan quedado sin espacio o simplemente aburrido de contar -pensadlo bien, ¿cuantos calendarios se acaban el 31 e Diciembre, sólo para empezar uno nuevo con el ciclo exacto sin que pase nada?-


Puede que me equivoque -las opciones son mínimas pero están ahí- y que el 2012 sea en realidad el final de los tiempos… así que aquí van algunos consejos para un muy dulce Armagedón.


A. Consigue un soldado que esté muy bueno, para que te proteja en lo que el caos llega a las calles.
B. Pilla algún refugio nuclear, para esperar pacientemente con tu soldado.
C. Olvídate del sexo seguro, estadísticamente no sobrevivirás para repoblar la tierra así que ya da igual -vale tu y el son gays, así que olvídate de lo de repoblar la tierra- 
D. Aprovisionamiento de agua y comida seguro ayuda a la supervivencia, no podemos sobrevivir solo de sexo, por muy bueno que esté el soldado.


Y en lo que llega el apocalipsis, disfruta de la vida y saca provecho de lo que esta te ha ofrecido, fin de los días o no.


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